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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
In a casino, you really mean it!a guy named joe finds himself in dire trouble. his business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. he's so desperate he decides to ask god for help. he begins to pray... "god, please help me. i've lost my business and if i don't get some money, i'm going to lose my house as well. please let me win the lottery." lottery night comes and somebody else wins it. joe again prays... "god, please let me win the lottery! i've lost my business, my house and i'm going to lose my car as well." lotto night comes and joe still has no luck. once again, he prays... "my god, why have you forsaken me?? i've lost my business, my house, and my car. my wife and children are starving. i don't often ask you for help and i have always been a good servant to you. please just let me win the lottery this one time so i can get my life back in order." suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and joe is confronted by the voice of god Himself: "joe, meet me halfway on this. buy a ticket."One day, at a casino buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man FROM a nearby TABLE stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his TABLE as though nothing had happened. "Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?" "No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS.
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